Here are some expertly researched and highly scientific justifications for why I'm procrastinating on this very important task:
- 1. The world will not end in the next 10 minutes, so I can take a snack break.
- 2. I'm not procrastinating, I'm just conserving creative energy for more important things, like playing video games.
- 3. My brain is experiencing a 4-hour lag due to excessive caffeine consumption, it's not my fault.
- 4. I'm not procrastinating, I'm just recharging my batteries with a 3-hour Netflix marathon.
- 5. The deadline is not as real as I thought, it's probably just a myth perpetuated by the evil Taskmasters.